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Post by VampiricPadraig on Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:33 am

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Today, I went to my first strip club for my friends birthday. I also found out what my girlfriend does for a living.

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Post by Quadnike on Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:08 am

Im guessing your girlfriend is a stripper unless its a trick question

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Post by VampiricPadraig on Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:11 am

It wasn't my girlfriend you asshat Razz

I hate to be that guy...Sitting there and there she is dancing at the pole and you saying "oh shi-, thats my girlfriend" That is a serious FML

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FML #2

Post by VampiricPadraig on Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:00 pm

Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

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NOTE THIS IS NOT ME!! lol

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Post by VampiricPadraig on Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:33 pm

Today, I stopped at a lemonade stand on my way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice, and her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket, looked up with huge brown eyes and just said "Thank you." FML

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Post by VampiricPadraig on Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:45 pm

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and says "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

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Post by VampiricPadraig on Wed Mar 04, 2009 3:00 pm

Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML

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Post by VampiricPadraig on Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:09 am

Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML

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Post by TheNightsEnd on Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:39 am

Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML

cant beat walkin into a bar pylon lampost or anythin like it =P
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Post by TheNightsEnd on Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:47 am

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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Post by VampiricPadraig on Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:30 pm

This is a really funny one lol

Today, I decided to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pockets. Turns out, he had written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

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Post by VampiricPadraig on Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:19 pm

Today, I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair water damage after a night of partying. Dell returned my computer unrepaired, saying it was unfixable. When I called to ask why they couldn't fix it, they told me it was a biohazard. Someone got drunk and pissed on my laptop. FML

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Post by TheNightsEnd on Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:22 pm

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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Post by TheNightsEnd on Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:24 pm

Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML

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Post by TheNightsEnd on Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:27 pm

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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Post by VampiricPadraig on Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:29 pm

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Post by TheNightsEnd on Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:30 pm

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

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Post by TheNightsEnd on Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:35 pm

Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML

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Post by TheNightsEnd on Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:37 pm

Today I was working, and eating. I was so tired that I crunched my pen and crushed my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

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Post by TheNightsEnd on Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:38 pm

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful half naked brunette in my bed. 2 minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

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Post by TheNightsEnd on Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:43 pm

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

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Post by TheNightsEnd on Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:51 pm

Today, My roommate texted me and warned me to be careful on the stairs leading to our place because they were icy. I got the message. After I fell down an entire flight of stone stairs. FML

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Post by VampiricPadraig on Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:29 pm

Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML

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Post by TheNightsEnd on Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:17 pm

Today, me and couple of friends were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car at 30 that had stopped to help her. FML

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Post by TheNightsEnd on Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:19 pm

Today my little sister went on a church camping trip, taking my sleeping bag with her. I keep my stash of weed hidden in that sleeping bag. FML

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