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Post by VampiricPadraig on Thu May 14, 2009 12:49 pm

Post A Joke...Simple...Points will be awarded for the most funny jokes

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

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Re: Random Jokes

Post by TheNightsEnd on Sun May 17, 2009 4:55 am

Jack and Jill were twins who couldn't find dates to the prom. So Jill asked Jack to go with her. Jack said, "No, you're my sister, that's gross." Jill said, "Come on. Promise me if you can't find another date, you'll take me." So Jack said okay. Well, Jack couldn't find a date so he went with Jill. They were just standing by the punch bowl, and Jill asked Jack to dance. Jack said, "No, you're my sister, that's gross." Jill said, "Come on. It'll be fun." So Jack said okay, and they had a great time. After the dance, Jill asked Jack to take her to Makeout Hill. Jack said, "No, you're my sister, It would be gross." Jill said, "We'll just talk, we don't talk anymore." So Jack said okay. They were at Makeout Hill talking, when Jill moved to the backseat. Jill said, "Come on, Jack, take me." Jack didn't argue. When Jack moved on top of Jill, Jill murmured, "You're a lot lighter than dad."
Jack said back, "I know. Mom told me last night."

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Re: Random Jokes

Post by Gurbural on Sat May 23, 2009 6:31 am

Urgh, that's horrible... but (maybe) not as horrible as this...

What do Harold Shipman and Gary Glitter have in common?

They both enjoyed euthanasia.
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Re: Random Jokes

Post by Jurassic Kid99 on Mon May 25, 2009 4:14 pm

Once the three little pigs were at home,they needed sugar."lets go ask Mr.wolf"the first pig said.So they knocked on his straw door,"who is it?"The wolf asked."Pigs."one of them replied."Oh no!"He ran through the back door,but they were back there."We need some sugar."one replied. "Oh dear. Fine come in my house,one at a time"...
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Re: Random Jokes

Post by VampiricPadraig on Mon May 25, 2009 4:16 pm

That's funny. I lol'd at that

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Post by Jurassic Kid99 on Mon May 25, 2009 4:18 pm

Well, they wanted sugar,so they walked in,had some sugar.Walked out.
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Re: Random Jokes

Post by Gurbural on Mon May 25, 2009 4:24 pm

Explaining Jokes = Making them not funny. Razz

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Post by Jurassic Kid99 on Mon May 25, 2009 4:25 pm

God dang it.
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Re: Random Jokes

Post by VampiricPadraig on Mon May 25, 2009 4:37 pm

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!

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Post by Jurassic Kid99 on Mon May 25, 2009 4:38 pm

Lol I lol'd so badly.
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